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AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) -- Unsolicited toe-licking would be banned in the Netherlands under
a law sought by the Dutch Labor party after police were unable to prosecute a would-be Casanova with a taste for female toes
because he had committed no crime.
those dumb bastards. they had to make a LAW against TOE LICKING?! my god - this makes me proud to be under george bush's
rule for once in my life.
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It wasn't a four-letter word, but it was close enough to cause a stir at the National Scrabble Championship Friday.
In the final round, eventual champion Trey Wright played the word "lez," which was on a list of "offensive" words
not allowed during the tournament.
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OIL CITY, Pa. -- Police said a Venango County man threw two lit firecrackers at his nieces and nephews because
the children weren't behaving.
who the hell left that guy in charge?
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This week, in response to a massive increase in the number of Evil Squirrel reports received here at the sprawling
suburban Weird Chronicles complex, we're inaugurating the Tree Rodent Aggression Monitoring Program, or TRAMP.
im trembling at the very thought.
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