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Someone needs to alert madonna to the fact that she is:
1) old
2) has a huge gap tooth
3) old
and
4) old and that means youre not hot anymore.
i'm sorry madonna - but your golden days are over.
it's time to stop attempting to be cool, put away your
skimpy clothing because nobody wants to see your slightly
sagging boobs and your HUGE GAP TOOTH and start acting your age.
and that - friends - is why madonna is gay.
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Here is Ashton Kutcher. The once funny and mildly goodlooking pioneer of the extremely played out
tv show "punk'd". Not only did Ashton annialate his reputation by going out with someone old enough to be his mom - he pioneered
quite possibly the gayest trend in the world.. the trucker hat. I really don't mind ashton when he's acting because he's not
being himself. his movies actually can be quite good - but if you put me in a room with him and his stupid trucker hat, i
would probably rather shoot myself in the face than listen to his gay cackle and tales of 'punking' justin timberlake.
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Beyonce I am saddened to announce to you that in your parting from the cool group Destinys Child
- You have tossed yourself onto the scene as an overly bootylicious faggot who needs to wear more clothing (hence the picture).
I will not deny the fact that when you try - you can sing. But i must inform you that "OOHH OH OH HHOOO OOHH HO OH OOHH" does
not qualify as singing, and when added to songs, makes them sound like they were produced by a 4 year old. Congratulations..
you and your huge ass suck.
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1st of all clay - you did not win american idol. the man, ruebben studdard won - therefore, you need
to back up and get out of his spotlight. You disgrace american idols reputation with your scrawny body, gay leprechaun-like
face, and horrible songs. Even if you did not write the song "invisible" (which is a song about stalking: 'if i was invisible
then i would just watch you in your room') you sang it - in a serious manner - which is even gayer than coming up with the
concept. Way to make people think you're a weird little perverted freak who wants to watch girls "in their rooms". If i was
a parent, theres no way in hell i'd let my kids brainwash themselves into thinking that you and stalking are cool.
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